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Name : Simon Hoy
Age: 23
Position:
Left Mid or North Mid after a few beers
Nickname: Si, Simo, Sonic, Sidog
Hobbies:
: Eating, Drinking, Football & Current kinder-egg master (3 – 1 Brett !)
Favourite Food: Little Girls & Greyhounds
Occupation:
Technical Account Manager & Part time pimp!
Favourite Film/Actor: Fight Club, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson – She’s dam fit!
Bestest Cereal: Fruit n fibre, good for a clear out!
Tipple At Bar: Some head from the barmaid followed by a Guinness or Jack & Coke
Chat-Up-Line: Don’t worry It’ll be our little secret!
Footballing Idol: Stevie Gerrard & Ronaldinhio
Sexiest Woman On Earth: Any giving me what I want.
Favourite Board Game: Mousetrap… 50/50 on whether the thing would work when the mouse was under it.


Favourite Computer Game: Miami Vice & Ghost Busters on the Commodore 64
Look-Alike:
Borris Becker, Nigel Winterburn & 2pac!
Most Wonderful Animal:
Great White Shark… it’ll mash you up!
Greatest Utensil: Extra Large Spatula – for its varied uses.
What Scared You As A Child: Speedo’s… Neal Dodd’s giving me counselling.
What You Wanted To Be When You Grew Up:
Astronaut, can still do it, get my ashes scattered in space when I kick the bucket.
Name Something You Could Do With A Dead Goose: : Sell it to Maccy D’s
If Paul Dodd Had Two Sons, What Would You Name Them: Bill & Ben
Quote To Remember You By: “Fiver on the race your mums running in!”