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© Turnford Geese FC

Name : Adamo Castiglione
Age: 23
Position: Right back or back back
Nickname: Mickey Pearce
Hobbies: Football, skiing, geese eating, wearing nail varnish, high heals, plastic surgeon, bananas, licking envelopes, cleaning my arse crack
Favourite Food: Mamma’s Pasta you fools
Occupation: Glass man
Favourite Film/Actor: Tootsie, Dustin Hoffman
Bestest Cereal: Crunchy nut cornflakes
Tipple At Bar: Guinness and black
Chat-Up-Line: Drop your draws tenners yours (worked on Sian)
Footballing Idol: Barasi
Sexiest Woman On Earth: Auntie Sarah
Favourite Board Game: Guess Who
Favourite Computer Game: Mortal Kombat Shaowlin Monks

Your Club History: HRBLFC 98-99, Nazing 99-00, Lea valley Royals Res 00-05, Geese 05- Life
Look-Alike: Mickey Pearce, Willy Wonka, Casandra, Eugeen
Most Wonderful Animal: Sooty Cat
Greatest Utensil: My dick
What Scared You As A Child: Pigmees, umpa lumpas, midgets, short people in genral, my nan,s mate that used to suffocate me with her breasts
What You Wanted To Be When You Grew Up: Porn Fluffer/Tranny
Name Something You Could Do With A Dead Goose: Eat it, regurgitate it, sow it back together, then feed to the pigmees
If Paul Dodd Had Two Sons, What Would You Name Them: Rod Dodd and Pass the Dodd Dodd
Quote To Remember You By: “I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver.”