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Name :I’d rather not. Anyway, if you are on my Player Profile, I guess it’s no longer a secret
Age:Ich bin drei und zwanzig jahre alt.
Position:I don’t really have a position. Currently I am due west of Beijing.
Nickname:I’ve always kept my own. I don’t believe in stealing names of others
Hobbies:Keeping out of mischief. Sport related, I’d go for Racquet Ball. Though Frisbee sets the heart racing! I used to play chess, though you could say it was more a pastime.
Favourite Food: Gruel
Occupation: Junior Trainee Senior Training Manager
Favourite Film/Actor: Favourite Film – Clingfilm, Favourite Actor – Hulk Hogan
Bestest Cereal: I don’t have a favorite but I guess Fred West was successful
Tipple At Bar: Light and Bitter
Chat-Up-Line: It’s been a while since I used one. They normally come to me. Like flies to a lightbulb!
Footballing Idol: Gareth Gates. It’s worth a ‘Pop’.
Sexiest Woman On Earth: Miss World or ‘The Sexiest Woman on Earth’ winner
Favourite Board Game: Hungry Hippos

Favourite Computer Game: Microsoft Powerpoint
Look-Alike: My brother. It’s uncanny
Your Club History: Notably Eros and Faces
Most Wonderful Animal: The wonderful whimsical wandering wombat!
Greatest Utensil:Without doubt, has to be the Spatula
What Scared You As A Child:Being force fed Dung Beetles. Growing up in the woods, was far from pleasant. I still hear those distant noises.
What You Wanted To Be When You Grew Up:Primarily taller. Also a Utilitarian figure. Able to awake in the morning, and say yes, it feels good to be a man! Damn good!
Name Something You Could Do With A Dead Goose: Have a banquet fit for a king. I slayed one once up at Balmoral, the fellow next to me said ‘Goose a look’
If Paul Dodd Had Two Sons, What Would You Name Them: Ken and Oh my
Quote To Remember You By: “I wouldn’t worry, it’s just a ‘chair-line’ fracture”