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© Turnford Geese FC

Name : David Vincent Perry
Age: 24
Position: Utility thug
Nickname: Hooligan, Triad
Hobbies: Sky Diving and Naturism
Favourite Food: Farleys Rusks dipped in titty milk
Occupation: Woolworths Sales Assitant
Favourite Film/Actor: Film is Donnie Darko. Best actor goes to Charlie Slater from Eastenders.
Bestest Cereal: Cornflakes (with titty milk)
Tipple At Bar: Sparkling Perry
Chat-Up-Line: How do you like your Rusks in the morning?
Footballing Idol: Danny Higginbottam
Sexiest Woman On Earth: Michael Barrymoore
Favourite Board Game: Chess
Favourite Computer Game: Sensible World Of Soccer
Look-Alike: the bloke from Football Italia, and Gavin Peacock
Most Wonderful Animal: Pingu

Greatest Utensil: Barrymoore's Butt Plug
Club History: East Herts Youth, Enfield Lock Youth, Nazeing Bury FC, Lea Valley Royals, Turnford Geese FC
What Scared You As A Child: A Gordon the Golpher puppet
What You Wanted To Be When You Grew Up: less scared of Gordon the Golpher puppets
Name Something You Could Do With A Dead Goose: hollow it out and use it as a bog roll holder
If Paul Dodd Had Two Sons, What Would You Name Them: Dodd and Dodd
Quote To Remember You By: "BATTLE ROYALE"