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Name : Neal
Age: 23
Position: Left back in the changing rooms... boom boom
Nickname: NEIL
Hobbies: Running through people’s back gardens, riding emu’s
Favourite Food: I’m partial to some Doritos and dip, with the occasional pringle to ‘mix it up’.
Occupation: Turnford Geese Promotions Manager
Favourite Film/Actor: Superman (1978) / Man in Street #2
Bestest Cereal: Porridge, alongside a nice ‘big and friendly’ cellmate
Tipple At Bar: A nice cold pint of lager with a Cactus Schnapps chaser
Chat-Up-Line: Ooooh, you must have been first in the queue when god was giving out chests.
Footballing Idol: Stuart McCall – please click this link to see why. (Coming Soon)
Favourite Board Game: Snakes and Ladders. One minute you’re climbing up a ladder and you think ‘this is great, I’M GOING TO WIN!’ and then all of a sudden a pesky snake rears its head and you’re back to where you started. A rollercoaster ride of emotions, does life get any better?

Sexiest Woman On Earth: Can I say Adamo at the fancy dress? If not, Monica Belucci.
Your Club History: Brimsdown Rovers, AFC Antons and Chase Farm Hospital
Favourite Computer Game: Solitaire is a thrilling game but I’ll have to go for Pro Evo.
Look-Alike: Carlton Palmer and Scooby Doo
Most Wonderful Animal: I bear like bear bears
Greatest Utensil: AS Hoddesdon’s Wooden Spoon
What Scared You As A Child: Falling from the top bunk (it still worries me)
What You Wanted To Be When You Grew Up:Bigger in the muscular sense; and as you see above, I have achieved this – particularly my biceps.
Name Something You Could Do With A Dead Goose: Put it on eBay and wait for Tony Perry to bid for It
If Paul Dodd Had Two Sons, What Would You Name Them: Craig and Brett
Quote To Remember You By: ‘Malibu, da sun always shine when it pour’. Nice…. Shane.